Thanks for coming by this website - since you're here, you can probably help us out. You see, there's a debate raging on this site, and we'd like your opinion on it. Its just as well you got here when you did because things are rapidly coming to a conclusion, but before they do, its vital that everyone gets to share their point of view...

I'd like to introduce you to the two people caught up in this debate. One is a very wise, experienced and respected woman who goes about her business in a calm, unassuming manner, helping people wherever she goes and helping others solve conflicts and problems. In fact she's known as the person you come to when you need help. She's called "The Kahuna".
The other is a very vocal man with lots of hard life experience, he's very brass tacks down to earth and quite frankly he thinks the world owes him a living. He's at the mercy of the credit crunch, his upbringing, his circumstances and he's fed up and cynical. With a chip on his shoulder and a grudge against everyone, we'll call him "Max Doubt".
Let's listen in as the heated discussion continues...
The Gift Of Aloha or Tree Hugging Hippy Crap?
The Kahuna sat on a tall stool in the room with the lights turned down a little, and her students sat looking up at her in expectation of what was to come. They were a small group of enthusiastic beginners who’d heard stories about Hawaiian Huna and were keen to learn more.
Oh goddess Laka
0 wildwood bouquet, 0 Laka
0 Laka, queen of the voice
0 Laka, giver of gifts
0 Laka, giver of bounty
0 Laka, giver of all things
I greet you with love.
E Laka e
Pupu we'uwe'u, e Laka e
E Laka i ka leo
E Laka i ka loa'a
E Laka i ka wai wai
E Laka i na mea a pau
Ano ai ke aloha e
…and with that, they’d begun.
Max Doubt says: Oh here we go – a happy clappy new age meeting! Room full of saddos who need to get out more. And to think they’re actually paying for this!
For starters, we’re not Hawaiian, so who cares? Give me some fags, Big Brother and a Saturday night out and I’m a happy man. I mean, what else is there?
Spiritual growth? I’ll show you a 50 year old malt whiskey – now that’s spiritual growth! Listen, here’s the deal - you’re born, you work hard and if you’re lucky you get a watch, then you die. End of. Nothing more to it. No afterlife, no higher power – you’re just gone. Game over. El deleto.
All of this pseudo-religious stuff is just a fall back option for folk who need propping up. Life’s hard – live with it. We’ve all got battle scars, and it toughens you up. Life’s really simple – learn your craft, work hard, save the pennies and hope for the best, because that’s all there is. And if you’re lucky you make it to the end with all your faculties. Some poor buggers don’t – they get kept in the basement for 20 years, or gassed by their suicidal Dad’s exhaust fumes. That’s them, not me. Nothing I can do about it.
And there’s the kicker – a Hawaiian chant?! I’ve always been a good wee chanter myself! But C’mon, what’s that all about? GET A LIFE!
Your turn: Who do you agree with? The wise old woman, or the cynic? Cast your vote HERE
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The Huna author Laura Kealoha Yardley said that “The key to becoming a strong, self-contained Kahuna means creating an inner balance so strong that nothing in the external material world or the internal spiritual world can throw one off centre without the individual being aware of it and possessing the ability to re-establish that balance at will. The reason for this is that balance is not a static state that, once achieved, remains forever. Balance is ever changing, constantly shifting and rearranging itself in order to be established. There is no such thing as static balance. Therefore, in order to experience balance, a Kahuna must learn to constantly shift and rearrange himself or herself according to the exterior world he or she is experiencing. And experience is the key.”
Your turn: Who do you agree with? The wise old woman, or the cynic? Cast your vote HERE
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Having a Higher Self/Guardian Spirit— Native American, Hermetic(western Europe) and alchemy
4/5 Elements— Alchemy, Hermetics, Egyptian Magic, Tantra, Western and Japanese astrology
Entering the Dream Time (Moe Uhane)— Native American, Maori in New Zealand, Aborigine in Australia. Herbs in Healing— Native American, Chinese, etc. Energy Healing— Philippines psychic surgery, Reiki, Chinese Acupuncture Numerology— Cabalah, Pythagoras, Japanese astrology, numbers and their vibrational essence Astrology— Most systems use the stars and planets to predict
Chanting - Native American, Aborigine, Maori, Tantra
One way to “big up” yourself is to give yourself a fancy shmancy title! I thought a Ka was a crap motor!
You hear the words “Na” and “Ho!” on the streets of Glasgow ever day!
Methinks that these people keep a calm centred state by smokin’ the wacky backy!
See, you lost me at “faith healer” – are you honestly yelling me that people believe in this hokum? That I can heal myself through the power of spirit or divine intervention or whatever mumbo jumbo you’re pushing? I’ll stick with crawling up to the health centre and coming back with a bottle of penicillin mate! That’s white man’s “Ju ju”
Prediction and runes- it gets worse. You can find these freaks at any health fair, pretending they can read the future from the shape of your belly button fluff. Please! I predict I’m going to stop reading this shortly.
Come back Arthur C. Clarke, all is forgiven.
You get energy from calories, which is food and drink. And the occasional can of Red Bull. Looking at the average Hawaiian I’ve seen on TV there’s no shortage of McDonalds on those islands!
The Muppets had a song about this. “Mana mana doo doo do do do”
Wait a minute – Tantra you say? That’s that kinky stuff that Sting gets up to? Now this might be getting interesting…
Its your turn – tell us who’s right HERE
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ENERGY
Mana is life force energy. It’s called Chi in China, Ki in Japan, Shakti or Prana in east Indian system. The hypnotist Mesmer called it “animal magnetism”. Huna was originally called Ho’o mana – the Hawaiians said there was only one real difference between someone who was dead and someone who was alive – one has energy, or mana. And only one’s breathing…
Max Doubt Replies: OK, so now there's 4 of me? C'mon, you only have one body and that's the one I'm about to bitchslap you with in a minute... The other things aren't 'bodies' - my emotions, my thoughts and my spiritual beliefs are just electricity and chemicals in my bloodstream, making me feel things. And they're part of me, like everyone else.
Trying to say that people go through big stuff at key ages is a big claim to make.
Mid life crisis is just you looking back and taking stock - there's nothing "spiritual" to it, its just time to add up the scores on the doors and see how well, or how badly, you've played the game. And its a good excuse to start chasing skirt that's half your age! I'll show you some animal magetism darlin'....
Profound things are really simple yeah - like this is all tree-hugging hippy crap! See? Simple!
By the way, its a well known fact that every animal that eats gets tired afterwards cos it's digesting the food and that takes it out of you - Christmas pudding and the Queen's speech - works every time.
Who's right? VOTE NOW!
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So, now that we've fully explored both sides of this dichotomy, let's actually apply some Huna philosophy to rise above this debate...
A Dichotomy is where something has been split into two opposing sides, such as night and day, black or white, Yin and Yang, Good vs. Evil.
In your life that might show up as lots of money vs. being broke, or loads of customers vs. struggling business, or perfect health vs. chronic condition.
From a metaphysical point of view, creation takes place when one thing is divided into two things, that then act and react upon each other. Think of how babies are conceived and how cells divide. The two opposite extremes then act against each other, and energy fluctuates between both.
Just like when two people fall madly in love and want to be constantly together all the time, until one of them decides they feel smothered and needs space. Until they begin to yearn for each other again. Do you know what I’m talking about?
Oddly enough, the creation ends when the two sides are resolved or absorbed back into one. So for example, imagine a Post Office strike with the Union against the Management. Once negotiations are over, you have just the Royal Mail again.
When one side of a dichotomy is created, the other comes into existence simultaneously. Equally, when one side of the dichotomy is eliminated, the other ceases to exist at the same moment. It’s all very abstract and fascinating.
Now psychologist Carl Jung once said that if you repress a bubbling emotion at the unconscious level, it MUST appear in your life outside of you for balance. In other words, if you stifle some internal conflict, it will crystallise in 3D to get your attention and as Jung said, "You will call it fate!"
Isn't that so true though? The more you wish something horrible away, the worse it seems to get. The very thing you dread happens...
So the position of power is to rise above both sides and see the bigger picture, where there is harmony and calm. Think about ACAS or the UN Negotiation people coming in to resolve a dispute.
The position of power is to look down upon these 2 sides of the fence from a Meta position, and be capable of appreciating both simultaneously without any strain. Who's right? They both are, from their point of view. Each has a positive intention and a vested interest in their stance.
I hope you can carry that awareness with you from now on...
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